(Source: desisted, via t-okeefe)

hardestthingtoface:

FOREST GUMP YES.

(Source: swifgrons, via t-okeefe)

Just look at that face. It’s so childish, like “give me that toy. Oh how cool it is, mommy”. He’s so adorable 

Just look at that face. It’s so childish, like “give me that toy. Oh how cool it is, mommy”. He’s so adorable 

Reblog if you’re a female and you masturbate

theseworthlessthoughts:

deanwinchesterinmybed:

buttbucket:

fatbrat:

thefatdripsgold:

simonguey:

Girls are known for being “embarrassed” to admit they masturbate. Lets see how many are brave enough to reblog this post. 

OOOOOH GIRLS, YOUR LYING IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T. 

Every goddamn day.

who can give me better orgasms than me?

^^exactly

reminds me I need to shop for a new vibe

true story

(via t-okeefe)

martinfreemanismadeof-kittens:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

noblecoconut:

msbunbury:

brotherhood of the traveling shirt of sex.

These people are quickly making purple my favorite color.

BROTHERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING SHIRT OF SEX

I’ve always assumed that purple is a sexy color.

Thank you for the final proof.

(via gubler-moriarty)

I tell the stories about tumblr things like the man on the right.
And all my friends listen to them like the left one.

I tell the stories about tumblr things like the man on the right.

And all my friends listen to them like the left one.

(Source: motdog, via irisdemon)

(Source: bartonesque, via exorin)

gubler-moriarty:

harrypotterxforever:

laserguidedcarebearmissile:

crylabeouf:

Swapped personalities with Loki

Showered together with Loki O_O

Started a company with Loki…
Had babies with Phil Coulson.

wrecking havoc with Loki! That’s awesome

gubler-moriarty:

harrypotterxforever:

laserguidedcarebearmissile:

crylabeouf:

Swapped personalities with Loki

Showered together with Loki O_O

Started a company with Loki…

Had babies with Phil Coulson.

wrecking havoc with Loki! That’s awesome

(Source: pigtailedrhapsody)